What if all the hippie stories about drugs were true? What if Christianity was true too? Maybe God put drugs on earth as a kind of shortcut mechanism, so He could stay in the loop. Prayer is filing a support ticket; LSD is God's AIM login. Maybe there's a reason the human brain has cannabis receptors. Maybe it's all part of the Divine Plan. Maybe catnip is God's AIM login for cats. Maybe he has one for elephants too. Who knows?