Somebody got the idea that it would be cool to do a survey mapping programming languages to religions.
This person did not arbitrarily constrain the list of religions.
After Artemisian, my favorite religions on this list are probably Discordianism, Impossible To Explain, Mix Of Occult Ideas, Haitian Voodoo, Jedi Knight, Functional Programming, New Agey Stuff, and I'm Writing My Own.
You kind of have to wonder how the person who set this thing up didn't anticipate these results. I mean it can't have been that much of a surprise.