Idiots Shoot Whole World In Foot

Hey, I've got a cool idea. Let's criminalize harmless fun and in the process create incredible economic incentives for massively sophisticated smuggling operations, complete with top-of-the-line data mining, real-time network monitoring with social graphs, and multi-million-dollar submarines. That wouldn't be a seriously dangerous thing to bring into existence in an age of suitcase nukes, would it?