Thursday, May 8, 2008

Because Creating jQuery Wasn't Enough

John Resig implemented the Processing visualization language, and its entire 2D drawing API, IN FUCKING JAVASCRIPT USING THE FUCKING CANVAS TAG.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

Ahem.

Sorry.

What I mean is, John Resig implemented the Processing visualization language, and its entire 2D drawing API, in JavaScript, using the <canvas> tag.

Thereafter, no doubt, he wired his heart to a car battery, not to keep himself alive, but just for the hell of it.