When a griefer goes to heaven, God gives him one of these:
We bought the Electro Magnetic Pulse technology and had a leading lab downsize the design so that the same technology used to bring down a missile can now be yours to ‘cook’ the circuitry in a cell phone. One touch of a button sends out a powerful elecro-magnetic pulse wave that fries the circuitry in a cell phone instantly.
And then the griefer goes to an infinitely large version of WWDC, packed with nothing but iPhone fanboys.
Fortunately, I think this might be a hoax; the purchase page says it requires a flux capacitor. Also, of course, griefers never get into heaven.