Monday, September 15, 2008

Sexual Attractiveness Metric: Cruelty To Animals

Megan Fox on her über-marketable alleged bisexuality:

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Hot chick thinking about strangling giant beasts.

I'd love to see how this trend evolves. What would Megan Fox do if she encountered somebody even sexier than Olivia Wilde? Rape a kangaroo with a monkey wrench? Obviously she's not going to strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands for Steve Buscemi, but would she fart on a tired hamster?

Damn, that's a sexy picture. What a body! She makes me want to set a sheep on fire and throw it out of an airplane to its burning sheeply death for no reason at all.