Thursday, November 13, 2008

Future Fashion: Illuminated Balls

We live in the future. The hot fashion accessory today is a blue LED stuck in your ear.

But it's not all futuristic. A lot of people prefer a primitive, tribal look, with piercings and tattoos.

Of course the two fashions can merge.

The next step is obvious. What's the other big new trend in fashion, that didn't exist in the past? What's the other distinctly 21st-century fashion trend? Cosmetic surgery.

The next step in fashion is the glow-in-the-dark scrotum. And let me tell you, I am not one to fight the future. The minute the procedure becomes available, I will be first in line.

However, I definitely don't want blue to be the color.

Update: Turns out great minds think alike.