Soon after discovering a pair of rap videos by geeks, one which annoyed me with its terrible rapping and another one which I kind of liked despite being annoyed by its terrible rapping, a Node.js community drama thread on Reddit alerted me to yet another rap video by a geek which annoys me with its terrible rapping.
I just fucking hate this shit, so I recorded my own rap mp3. Here it is.
You can download it for free, and/or buy it for 99 cents.
And by the way, I claim in the rap to have a million-dollar hustle. It might just be true. The new thing I'm working on has brains like Archaeopteryx but a very simple, money-oriented focus.