Thursday, September 20, 2012

An Alternate Ending For "The Cabin In The Woods"


Final scene. They're smoking their joint. Dana apologizes to Barney for ever doubting him. "You're not a fool at all." Barney tells her the ironic part: he is a virgin. Then Dana dies from the werewolf bite and the old gods are satisfied. The world doesn't end, and there's a sequel.