First, it's an OS X app, but its UI has no menus, so you do everything by pointing and clicking on suspiciously link-like fragments of text, which results in suspiciously HTML5-like animations. It seems to be a web app embedded inside an OS X container, with no knowledge at all of the principles that are supposed to be the foundation of UX and UI in OS X apps. To be fair, Rocksmith makes similar mistakes.
Second, the controller mapping in Melodics is a mess. It's a finger-drumming app, so you'll want to connect a MIDI controller. My controller was on their list of supported controllers, but for some reason, I still had to manually set up its controller mapping. And you can't do that without reading the instructions on their support site. The UI is baffling and there is no help text.
If you get it wrong, which I can almost guarantee you will, you have to blow out the
~/Library/Application Support/Melodics/directory (and the first subdirectory of that is
~/Library/Application Support/Melodics/Melodics/, which is just pitiful). There's no way to edit an existing configuration, and uninstalling the app doesn't help. Clicking on the bad configuration will give you nothing, right-clicking will give you nothing, and as far as I was able to tell, the app has literally no concept of editing or deleting a configuration at all. When you give up in desperation, there's no uninstall process either. You just delete the app manually, reinstall it, discover that your controller config is still fucked, and then go hunting for directories that should have been deleted when you uninstalled, but weren't.
Third, you don't train on finger drumming against normal tracks, like you train in Rocksmith on guitar against songs you know. Licensing songs is expensive, so I expected that Melodics probably wasn't going to use incredibly famous multiplatinum global hit songs. But it doesn't use songs at all. It barely even uses beats. The trainings default to metronomes. You're literally just playing against a click most of the time. It's godawful, especially with syncopated beats, since you have no musical context to get you into the groove, just a metronome and some boxes on a screen. They don't even show you the bpm.
Because there's no musical context, the Melodics way to learn finger drumming doesn't feel like you're learning finger drumming at all. It feels like you're watching blocks on a screen and you've got to hit different buttons when you see different blocks. It's very difficult to even perceive it as being a musical experience, in any sense of the term. It's more like being a lab rat subjected to the tortures of some dickhead scientist who wants to find out how much tedious repetition a rat can take before it loses the will to live.
Fourth, and worst of all, is the pedagogy. There are very good reasons to doubt that the Melodics developers know even one single thing about how people learn musical skills, which would have been useful information to uncover prior to building an app to teach musical skills.
Where Rocksmith gives you a ton of different modalities, both in terms of feedback and in terms of what you can work on — chords, individual notes, specific techniques like hammer-ons and palm muting — Melodics only allows you to hit drum pads when it asks you to. And its feedback is limited to four options: you hit the drum pad at the right time, too early, too late, or you just "miss" a note completely — and playing extra notes count as "missed" notes. So if you get into the vibe and bang out a few extra notes because you're having fun, Melodics counts those as errors. This is a music game which literally punishes you for enjoying the music.
Not that enjoying the music happens very often. You progress to a new level by getting everything perfect on the existing level. So, most of the time, you're playing against a metronome, and your entire run through the exercise becomes worthless if you hit one note imperfectly. So you're constantly restarting the exercises and getting frustrated every time you make minor errors.
Maybe it's harsh to compare Melodics to Rocksmith, but Rocksmith's the high water mark in this area, and if you haven't designed your app to compete with it, you haven't done your due diligence. Also, Rocksmith's very well designed. It sets you up so that you do deliberate practice, but you don't even notice, because you're busy having fun. By contrast, Melodics emphasizes the least interesting aspects of practicing a musical instrument, and demands perfection. That's not how you get good at playing an instrument; that's the way a bad music teacher makes a kid give up on music forever.
Also, consider the fact that Rocksmith has a mode with very similar characteristics to Melodics exercises. In Rocksmith's Score Attack mode, you play notes and it tells you if the notes are on time, late, early, or missed. It'll even kick you out if you miss too many notes. But where Melodics subtracts points for any note which isn't perfect, Rocksmith gives you points for every note you play, and just gives you more points when your timing improves. This motivates you to improve your timing. It gives you a sense of accomplishment. It's fun.
Returning to my enumeration of Melodics's many serious flaws, fifth, you can't control the tempo of your exercise. The most valuable part of Rocksmith is the Riff Repeater, a mode where you can slow down a piece of music to half speed or even slower, and isolate specific sections of the song to focus on the exact parts which are challenging for you. This is a beautiful little deliberate practice machine.
Melodics is very obviously a very early MVP release from some daft little startup somewhere, so I could understand if they hadn't built a fully-fledged Riff Repeater equivalent. But the Riff Repeater's simplest form is just a goddamn user-definable tempo, which is not that difficult to build, especially when the backing track is a fucking metronome. And any good music teacher will tell you that if you're just starting with a piece of music, you should play it slowly and carefully, to get it right, and thereby lock in the habit of getting it right. Melodics pushes you to play unfamiliar music quickly, without taking the time to learn it first, and thereby encourages you to lock in bad habits. It's therefore actively destructive to its stated goal of teaching you a musical skill.
On the rare occasions when you manage to succeed with Melodics, despite all the ways it sets you up to fail, you are "rewarded" with horrifically conceited and obnoxious writing. For instance, where other apps label buttons "OK," Melodics uses "Nice," "Sweet," or "Yessssss" instead. Puzzlejuice did it better, back in 2012, and even then, when it was new, original, better-written, and happening in the context of a more engaging game, it was still only mildly amusing, and only for a little while.
With Melodics, it's just awful. If you get a perfect score on an exercise, Melodics tells you that you are a pad animal, even a "padimal." "Padimal" appears in all upper case, e.g. "PADIMAL," and if you get a perfect score on fifty different exercises, you see this same terrible attempt at humor all fifty times. There isn't any way to turn it off, and they didn't bother to come up with even two distinct jokes for that situation. It's just that one joke, over and over and over again.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want them to write any more of those jokes, because even one of these jokes is too many, but what makes their choice there especially senseless is that they came up with multiple jokes for another part of their app, and it doesn't even make sense. They have this obnoxious little "joke" area, which you see when the app starts up, where they put garbage like "did we learn nothing from the mistakes of disco?" But these jokes aren't funny, and even if they were, they would serve no useful purpose at all. The developers spent time coming up with multiple bits of copy for an area which never needed copy in the first place, but the copy you actually interact with, as a core element of the game, is always the same.
Also, this is a tangent, but disco never really made any mistakes. Disco suffered a backlash first because desperate music companies tried to milk it dry without ever really connecting with the actual disco culture, and second because it came from a predominantly black and gay subculture, and consequently met with enormous hostility from racists and homophobes when these companies pushed it on the mainstream. Neither of these causes for the disco backlash had anything to do with disco itself doing anything wrong at all, except perhaps not hiding enough from the mainstream music industry of its day. If you think disco itself made mistakes, you just don't know anything about the history of dance music.
More to the point, the UI of your app does not exist so that you can have a space to display your ignorance about bygone eras and obscure musicology. Your users will be perfectly fine if you don't inform them of that ignorance, and frankly, everything about this app's user interface is so incredibly bad that they're going to spot the much more relevant forms of ignorance anyway. It's painfully obvious that the makers of Melodics don't know a goddamn thing about how people learn music, or how user interfaces work. In a situation like that, you don't want to give your users specific examples of additional things that you don't know anything about either. Instead, you should just leave that shit blank, because that writing serves no purpose in the first place. Good user experience does not start by treating your app's UI like a bathroom wall at a crappy high school and scribbling there the first goddamn thing that comes into your head while you're taking a shit.
Dear Melodics developers, your product is utterly fucking terrible. I wanted to love it. I was willing to settle for liking it. Instead, I hate it beyond words. Please stop everything you're doing and read these books instead:
- The Talent Code, by Daniel Coyle
- The Art of Practicing, by Madeline Bruser
- The Design of Everyday Things, by Don Norman
- The old-school (i.e., classic) Macintosh Human Interface Guidelines
Also, there are several places on the Melodics web site where two distinct pieces of text overlap, making an unreadable mess, and, if you've got an OS X dock on the right-hand side of your screen, Melodics is basically unusable outside of full-screen mode.
The minute I saw the Melodics web site, I thought I was going to use Melodics literally every single day for the next year. Rocksmith is great but I don't really care all that much about rock music. It's all about dance music and hip-hop for me, so I was thrilled to discover Melodics. But this app was so awful, the only way in hell I'll ever give it another shot is if three years go by, and at least thirty different people tell me that the latest version is amazing. Because everything about Melodics sends the message that the user's time is of no value, and that the user's musical aspirations are not worth taking seriously. Interaction design is a form of communication, and what the Melodics team communicated to me was that they don't give a fuck about me and they think my desire to learn finger drumming is a joke. So I'll probably hate them, or at least their app, forever.
Melodics is basically the strongest argument I've ever seen against underestimating the importance of the word "viable" in the phrase "minimum viable product." I'll give the Melodics team credit for this much, they sure as fuck figured out what the "minimum" part means. But if you get "minimum" right and you get "viable" wrong, then you don't have a product. You have a "product" instead.
To put it another way: