Friday, June 10, 2016

Dudes Must Band Together To Prevent Human Cloning

A few times, when I lived in San Francisco, gay dudes checked me out and hit on me when I was walking down the street minding my own damn business.

Recently on Twitter, a rando explained my own joke to me.

Based on these two experiences, I am absolutely certain that the moment science locks down human cloning and makes it a viable, dependable technique, women are going to massacre every dude on earth and kill us all.

If you're a dude, please understand that our only hope of survival is to prevent human cloning.